The Church Tap ! (Demo Included)

Like I promised I would reveal what the church tap was..

The church tap was invented back during slavery times...

The slaves had no instruments and had to rely on their own voices

and their hands to worship..


And one day they noticed that someone was always off beat and out of tune..
Which in turn threw everybody else off. Looks of 'What the hell' spread on the faces the people..

The slaves pushed past what they heard to keep the service going..

But the next service it happened again and again and again..

And finally it happened (in a twinkling of an eye)

An older mother of the church (the original mean usher)

quietly slipped behind the offending party and gave the first side eye and shoulder tap with the force of a hundred pounds of potatoes slamming on there shoulders.. with a forced um um under her breath...

And thus this is how the church tap was born or so I'm told.. LOL...


Please don't be a victim of the CHURCH TAP Please... lol..

smooches babies!